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lady webSony’s new film about the titular character from Marvel comics starring 50 shades of gray‘s Dakota Johnson, just released on Valentine’s Day. Like Johnson press tour (where it seemed very clear that she did No like the movie) was not enough, the reviews are coming and according to them, the movie is not good. It is like, morbium-bad level. In fact, lady web It sounds so bad that I wonder if Sony didn’t release it in hopes of generating a similar cult craze that generates countless memes and even provokes an eventual reissue. We’ll probably never know, but what we do know is that the Internet’s reaction to the movie (which also stars Euphoriaby Sydney Sweeney and The last of us Isabela Merced from the second season) is already the stuff of legend.
Naturally, social media is caught up in lady webSites, um, like Letterboxd, TikTok, and X (formerly Twitter) are popping up with hilariously scathing reviews and reactions. I haven’t seen this movie, but I now know that there is an egregiously large amount of editing cuts, stunted dialogue, and distracting unsynchronized ADR (automatic dialogue replacement). The phenomenal power of social media, right?
“Less crazy lady web compilation of line readings,” the Posters with Letterboxd Reviews X account shared along with a video showing just that.
As always, Letterboxd provided the best material for laughing at bad movies. “I was at the dentist today for an hour and a half with Imagine Dragons playing in the background the entire time and I can’t believe that wasn’t the most painful experience I had today,” says user Adambolt. “This does morbium seems The GodfatherTyler proclaims. “The editing of this is enough to kill a little Victorian child,” writes Zoë Rose Bryant. “I kept waiting for Nathan Fielder to come along and reveal his most elaborate social experiment to date,” reads another Kit Lazer review.
“Every line reading feels like it’s on a Zoom delay,” stated David Sims.
CineJoea popular TikTok critic, wrote such scathing and heartbreaking review There I dumped cold beer all over my laptop while reading it:
Madame Web appears to have been created by aliens from another planet, especially since it doesn’t seem like a human could look at this trash and agree to release it for public consumption.
A Pepsi-sponsored script written in crayon where every line is ADR or expository babble and you can’t even bury the script under action or style, because there isn’t any. Lifeless, pointless, uncomfortable, but it’s the most I’ve laughed during a movie in a long time, so it has that going for it.
Scientists (not in the Amazon) will study this film for years, but I doubt Sony will learn a lesson from it.
“Does anyone else think Dakota Johnson doesn’t know how to open a can of soda after watching lady web?” asks an editor in the /AMCsAlist subreddit. In the same subreddit, another user proclaims that “lady web It is the camp.”
Well, you’ve convinced me. I guess I’m seeing lady web this weekend.