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Look, we’re all for it. preserving the theatrical experience whom The AV Club. In an era where streaming threatens theaters every day, each ticket purchased watching a movie, especially one from an independent studio and an animated one, relatively new director—It’s a great victory. But just because it’s easier than ever to watch the biggest premieres in your living room doesn’t mean you should treat movie theaters like your living room! We assume that none of our readers need this reminder, but some people certainly do. Specifically, a Detroit man who was just arrested for allegedly masturbating at a screening of Kristen Stewart’s latest movie, love lies bleeding. Dude… come on.
This, ahem, information comes via Twitter/X user @UglyXKorean (confirmed by Variety), who published a very NSFW photo of a man who passed out during the screening with his penis exposed Thursday night. “Went to see Love Lies Bleeding and this drunk guy masturbated until he fell asleep,” he captioned the photo, which showed the man next to a table filled with an open pack of cigarettes, a vaporizer, and an open and unopened bottle. of Fireball whiskey. My friend…come in!
In a later photo, @UglyXKorean also showed police walking through the theater lobby before arresting the man, according to a response. (“I was sitting in the back of the car when I left.”) In a statement to VarietyThe theater director confirmed that there would be an ongoing investigation into the incident.
Although we are all adults and it seems that In fact We shouldn’t have to say this as many times as we do, no one seems to understand it, so we’ll go ahead and say it one more time: don’t be an idiot in common spaces! It’s that easy! While this is obviously an extreme example, with the recent trend of terrible concert antics and more bad behavior in general, it’s honestly not as shocking as it should be. Hopefully, those interrupted viewers will get another chance to see Rose Glass’s excellent film. Despite what we said at the beginning of this article, if anyone should be able to watch a movie in the immediate comfort of their own home, it’s them.