New Yorkers mock Jennifer Lopez’s winery order

Famous

By Laura Sarner

If you know it, you know it.

Jennifer Lopez continues to be mocked mercilessly.

Last week, she was trolled for a clip from her film “This Is Me… Now: A Love Story.”

And now, López’s favorite winery order in the Bronx it’s going viral. In the footage, she says she would order a ham and cheese bagel, a small bag of chips and an orange drink, and she adds about the unspecified drink: “If you know it, you know it.”

Spoiler alert: no one really does know.

tiktoker Alex Duncan posted a video in response, saying, “The Bronx and the neighborhood are tired.”

In one video, TikToker Gianna Christine even went to a Bronx bodega, Adam’s Deli, and tried to get Lopez’s food.

Christine filmed herself ordering “ham and cheese rolls” and “small fries.” She then looked up the “mystery of the orange drink,” and she noted that Lopez said, “If you know, you know,” but she added, “I don’t know! There are a million orange drinks! “We have Crush, we have Sunkist.”

However, after eating the meal, she concluded, “I was ready to grill it, but this is actually a 10 out of 10 lunch.”

Another TikToker, Cara recounted her departure. to go look for the “J. Lo,” and was filmed in New York City ordering “ham and cheese rolls.”

Cara paused to note her confusion with the drink, noting, “I don’t know what orange drink you were referring to,” and opted to buy a Fanta.

He added of Lopez and the mysterious orange drink: “It’s been a long time since she lived there, so maybe it’s discontinued.”

“This J-Lo speech… I can’t, it’s so funny,” Cara added.

One of her commenters defended the “Let’s Get Loud” singer, 54, writing, “In the past, they gave you a sandwich combo. A bag of chips and a drink. That order you have was super common. “People are just being weird.”

“This is the thing about the ham and cheese sandwich that everyone who isn’t a New Yorker doesn’t get,” another TikToker with the handle. WellWithTiffany said in her own video..

Pausing, he added, “I don’t know what I was talking about with the orange drink.”

But he brought the topic back to the ham and cheese sandwich.

“Anyone who’s really from New York (I’m from Brooklyn, she’s from the Bronx, whatever) knows it’s not just a ham and cheese sandwich. She comes up with a bunch of other stuff afterwards and it just rolls off the tongue,” she explained.

“You don’t just walk in and order a ham and cheese bagel. They will look at you like you are crazy, they need to know the rest.”

WellWithTiffany said her personal order is: “Ham and cheese, lettuce, tomato, salt, pepper, oil and vinegar, with mayonnaise, on a hero, not on a bun. He comes with all those things. You just know.”

One of your commenters said: “Exactly how do you think you have fooled us?”

tiktoker Ryan posted a video noting that his non-American fans asked him to explain why so many New Yorkers mock the musician’s winery request.

“The funny thing about this is not so much that it’s technically incorrect,” he said.

“It’s just generic to the point of being really unintentionally comical. This would be like someone asking you, ‘What’s your fast food order?’ And you said: “a cheeseburger, with a cola-flavored soda (if you know that, you already know it) and a small portion of fries.” That is what it seems. You’d say, ‘What are you talking about? What do you mean?’ ”

Reviewing the items individually, Ryan said of the sandwich, “Okay, I’ll give it to you. Technically yes, that is something you can get at a winery. Sure. “I wouldn’t say it’s a particularly common order.”

But he said, “That’s not really what they asked him, and I feel like New Yorkers would know that. It’s not about what you ask for, but how you ask for it. It’s all about customization in a winery. So, it’s about, ‘Okay, you want a bagel with ham and cheese.’ Do you want mustard? Pickles? Peppers and onions? Extra cheese?’ “

Ryan then went on to break down Lopez’s drink order.

“She says, ‘With an orange drink, if you know it, you know it.’ I’m going to put my cards on the table right here: Jennifer, I don’t know. “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

Ryan thought it didn’t sound like orange juice or soda, because then she would have used those words.

As for the small bag of chips, he said, “The fact that she specifies ‘small’ is really redundant, because of course, at a bodega, yes, you can get a family-sized bag of chips, but that is not what is needed. be asked. Of course, with her order, she’s supposed to receive an individual-sized bag of chips. Why not specify? Some fries?

Ryan added that his order “clearly smells like something that was fabricated or Googled or something.”

“No one would ever order that,” he alleged. “Even if that’s technically what you’d order at a winery, that’s not how you’d articulate it.”